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Jim Tankersley: Hello there. Actual news this morning! Cease-fire in Georgia! Mark Warner to keynote the Democratic National Convention . . .
Jim Oliphant: And, most important, the Burger King employee who took a bath in the restaurant sink!
(Wait for it.)
Naked.
Tankersley: (silence)
Oliphant: Don’t you want to talk about Mr. Unstable?
Tankersley: Mr. Unstable?
Oliphant: It’s not Vladimir Putin. That’s who they are calling the employee who took a bath at an Ohio Burger King.
Say hello to Mr. Unstable. Wonder where he got that name?
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